threadbarealice:

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

NGL at first I thought this was a fancy art installations made with condoms.
pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

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the-personal-quotes:

relatable posts daily?

telapathetic:

ireland is my favourite place in the world
tastefullyoffensive:

[nerveendingstory]

simplypotterheads:

Oh
my
god.
I was just thinking about someone else touching you and now I can’t decide on whether I want to break their hands or my own.

-i just want you all to myself, i’m sorry - s-u-r-e-f-i-r-e (via unconcernedteenblogger)

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x0kelliann:

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