why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am

(Source: kelly-kapoor, via giggle)




i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying 

(via fake-mermaid)


step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

(via giggle)

I care so much I’m sick.

-Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (via larmoyante)

(via alaaska)

  • *texting friend*
  • me: hey im going to sleep goodnight!
  • me: *stays up for the next 8 hours*




treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via giggle)



a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via kingsleyyy)


who needs a good body when you can have good food

(via beautifulllllights)


i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

(via beautifulllllights)